I can’t wait for this huge bruise to surface so I can show all of you how cool Judo is.
Update: I now have a golfball-sized lump on my knee. Sweet!
“Bat-People. What did you expect?”
“if the irrational cannot be excluded, it should be outside the scope of tragedy.”
hm
“And so, good Capulet, which name I tender
As dearly as mine own, be satisfied.”
Oh.
“I’M SURE YOU KNOW THE FEELING!”
hah
hahaAHAHAHHAHAHA
“And when they did have food, table manners were surely the last thing on their minds.”
:0
“You try to get a gander through the KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot!”
Which is because said window is all steamed up due to baking……..
“Uh…no,” he said sheepishly
NO
NONONONONONO
NOT ANOTHER YEAR
“Beginning in the seventeenth century it was believed that disease could be transferred out of the body by intercourse with a healthy virgin of either sex, and many children were infected as a result.”
brb cutting off own dick
“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”
well then
“Many common phrases reflect the ancient Earth-centered view of our universe.”
My Astronomy text book knows all
“…down too fast, sir, and it will be long before the poor gentle-man will be able to go up it again!”
I….oh
“She trembled, she was choking, and the tears blinded her.”
goddamnit what
“The floor-to-ceiling windows in their aluminum frames went out and the sofas and the lamps and the dishes and sheet sets in flames, and the high school annuals and the diplomas and telephone.”
God, that is a lot of rug burn.
“It felt demeaning; the depressed person felt demeaned.”
Oh no. Oh no! OH NO!
