I like lots of stuff and it's all reblogs and surveys. Ask me anything.

 

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu)

towritecomicsonherarms:

These are from issues of Amazing Spider-man in 1991-1992

Things that were cool 

  • Bare Knees 
  • Rollerblades
  • Terminator 2
  • James Brown
  • Bagels
  • Global Warming ???
  • Child TV stars in prison ???
  • Serial Killers ???????
  • Peewee Herman
  • The discontinuation of foam packaging by McDonalds 
  • Utter lack of pretentiousness
  • Non-sexual harassment ?????
  • Political incorrectness 
  • Spontaneous combustion 
  • Death by Bee-Sting (someone watched My Girl) 
  • Justice League Archives 
  • Ralphing

Things that were uncool (or not cool)

  • Vanilla Ice (First of all, how dare you?) 
  • Steven Seagal
  • The Cosby Show (dats racist) 
  • Hudson hawk (pfffttt classic film)
  • Kiefer Sutherland 
  • Goatees
  • Druids
  • Catwoman ?? 
  • Dental Hygiene
  • Hipsterism
  • Macauley Culkin 
  • Lobo 
  • Squirrel Girl
  • Pregnant women on magazine covers 
  • John Hughes Movies (what the fuck)
  • Michael Jackson
  • Sri Lanka

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges)

grinderman2:

discoverynews:

WORLD’S OLDEST EUROPEAN EEL DIES AT 155: 
There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet… (Read more)

grinderman2:

discoverynews:

WORLD’S OLDEST EUROPEAN EEL DIES AT 155:

There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet… (Read more)